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i finally got around to watching The Dog Problem with commentary and i have to say OH MY GOD!!! Scott and Giovanni are freaking hilarious!

S: When I'm acting I can't talk. I just have to watch myself, you know?
G: Me too! When you're acting I can't--
S: Yeah Giggles And you're in every, every scene.
G: Giggles No--
S: Oh, when I'm acting you can't talk.
G: Yeah, exactly. I mean, look at that chest hair!
S: Yesss!

G: It was kinda great because it's just gonna like throw caution to the wind & jump in & you know try to remember the words and just you know...
S: Yeah the wordy words?
G: Yeah, I think--
S: Yeah? You weren't supposed to agree with me.
G: Oh! No! I wasn't, I wasn't...I wasn't listening, I'm sorry. I was, I was just watching it.
S: That's your problem.

S: Again, I can't speak, because I'm watching myself.
G: No, you're great--
S: I have good hair. My hair was--
G: You hair is great.

G: Give me some back up Scotty!
S: What were you saying?
G: Oh, ah--
S: I'm kidding. Both start to laugh

S: Directors that have to audition people too much are mmmhh, slightly, a little insecure. Oops, now I'm never getting a job ever...again.
G: No, no it's alright.

S: So we needed the sexiest movie pans to Scott's character as he's talking & there he is, the sexiest person. No, Sara Shahi, not me.
G: No--
S: Her right there.

S: Is she single?
G: Uh, no.
S: Damn it!

S: I'm single. So if anybody watching this is--what?
G: Really?
S: Yeah.
G: Oh.
S: Are you?
G: No.
S: You're not?
G: Nope. I'm not single.
S: I'm so lonely.
G: Laughs

S: I'm no longer that handsome guy in the back.
G: No, you're definitely handsome.
S: No, I'm not. I'm just lonely.

S: What's that?
G: Did I ruin the movie?
S: You're beautiful.

G: I didn't mean to be an asshole, I'm sorry.
S: No, I asked you to do it.
G: Okay.
S: And about being an asshole, there's nothing you can do about that. laughs
G: laughs You're right.

S: Oh, this is by the way Queens of the Stone Age. Josh, uh wrote this song for us, did me a huge favor. Basically did it for free. Now he hates me.
G: Does he really?
S: No, he loves me. I love him. We're running away together.

S: This is my favorite shot in the movie.
G: Laughs You've said that three times.
S: Laughs God I love myself, right?

S: How's those underwear? Sexy right?
G: Precedent.
S: Precedent or unprecedented?
G: Unprecedented.
S: Okay, thank you.

G: The thing that I can't stop thinking about in this shot is how short I look!
S: Don't you dare say that!
G: I'm kidding!
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